“Let me tell you about another loser God used—his name was David. He was young and scrawny and musical. In fact, this artsy dude was one of the first true singer/songwriters. Of course, his biggest fans were sheep.”—eyeroll—“No one thought he was anything special, even his own family. He was a loser in the world’s eyes. But God used that loser to slay a giant. God can use you, too!”
“Dude, I don’t even own a slingshot,” I joke under my breath to Kayla.